Sorry to my dentist for not flossing regularly. Sorry to my girlfriend for calling out my own name in the heat of the moment. Sorry to the audience in cinema 7, Indooroopilly Event Cinemas one day in 2007 for loudly groaning the entire way through Reign Over Me. Sorry to my landlord for really messing up that wall. Sorry in advance to my next landlord for really messing up one of your walls. Sorry to my dentist for asking you questions while your fingers are in my mouth. Sorry to my neighbours for putting a Beware of Dog sign on your fence. Sorry to my neighbours for putting a rabid Rottweiler in your yard. Sorry to the Sydney City Apple Store staff for tripping over…